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Joke of the Day
"What do nuns do when they're horny? They cum to Jesus."
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"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""
"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."
"""I don't have a racist bone in my body!"" --Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus"
"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""
"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."
"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"
"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"