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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people like sperm? Only one in a million actually works."

"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A peeping Tom snatches watch's"

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."

"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."

"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."