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Joke of the Day

"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole week... It also made her hole weak"

"The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world."

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"

"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."

"Which knight of the round table had Diabetes? Sir Lance-a-lot"

"Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, ""Honey, I can't afford to hear about your day."""

"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."

"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."

"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."