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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."

"Coffee is a miracle. Perhaps the only miracle. Does that sound crazy? I've had a lot of the miracle this morning. My eyes are shaking."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"

"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"What do you call a gay club in the 70's? Phallic! at the Disco"

"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."

"My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery..."