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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
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"I would never give you a death sentence. It would be more like a paragraph."
"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it."
"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"
"I Hate everyone! Angry guy: I HATE EVERYONE Random guy: Sir, how can you hate me? You dont even know me.. Angry guy: Hello my name is George.. Random Guy: Im Max.. George: OK, now fuck you Max"
"When I die, please scatter my ashes over my iPhone, computer and TV, because I want to be left to my own devices."