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Joke of the Day

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."

"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"

"What's Wolverine's favorite candy bar? SNIKTERS"

"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."

"Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat."

"Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed. After coming home late, the Doctor accused her of cheating. She responded, ""I wasn't out cheating, I was out getting a second opinion."""

"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"

"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"

"I was suffering from constipation the other day but I really didn't care In fact, I didn't even give a shit."

"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""