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Joke of the Day

"Her: ""Is that you in your avi?"" Me: ""No, it's a picture of me."""

"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."

"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"

"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"

"What did the polite homosexual man say to another at the bar? Mind if I push your stool in for you?"

"Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive."

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."

"what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels"