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Joke of the Day

"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"

"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."

"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."

"I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV"

"I'm DJ'ing my daughter's 11th bday. As DJ D. A. D. , I need to collect your best dad jokes suitable for the mic! I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!"

"I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls."

"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."

"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"