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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"
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"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead."
"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."
"Girl is asked by her teacher in class to use handsome in a sentence. (She pauses to think) Girl: Sometimes when I'm giving my bf a blowjob, my mouth gets tired... so then I use my *handsome*."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."
"America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."
"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."