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Joke of the Day

"What does a guy with a 9"" cock have for breakfast? .. well this morning I had toast...."

"I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps. Come on guys, lets pull together."

"Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar."

"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."

"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"

"Why can't unicorns play soccer? Because they don't exist"