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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive."

"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."

"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""

"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"

"I'm giving away parachutes for free. No strings attached."

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"

"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???"