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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"

"I filled my brother's shampoo bottle with olive oil and glitter last night. Have a great day in court, counselor!"

"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."

"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."

"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."

"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."

"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."

"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"

"My Guitar E string broke... On another note, the D String is fine!"