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Joke of the Day
"My Guitar E string broke... On another note, the D String is fine!"
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"Why was the Robot angry at the engineer? Because he screwed his wife!"
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."
"I just got arrested for using my iPhone It looks like I'm going to Face Time"
"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range."
"I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off."
"Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes."
"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"