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Joke of the Day
"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."
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"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"
"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."
"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"
"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"
"Oil is made from dinosaurs. Plastic is made from oil. Plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs."
"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"
"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."
"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."
"What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus"