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Joke of the Day
"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"
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"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
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"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."
"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""
"Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why is that, doc?"" He replied, ""I'm trying to examine you."""
"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for concrete evidence."
"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."
"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore."