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Joke of the Day
"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"
"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."
"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"
"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"
"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."
"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."
"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"