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Joke of the Day
"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."
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"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""
"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."
"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"
"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."
"""Vodka, Sambuca, Tequila, Jager!"" I'm calling the shots."
"Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They're down to just 26.5 million ...Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years."
"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."
"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."