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Joke of the Day
"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"
Next Joke
"I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet"
"Today's life lesson: ""I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them off is a piece of cake."""
"You know what I love about being bipolar? NOTHING I FUCKING HATE IT!"
"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."
"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."
"A drug dealer sold me his shoes today I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day"