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Joke of the Day

"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."

"That Hamburger Helper hand guy. There's a twin out there, right? Didn't go into showbiz. Maybe an accountant or something."

"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"

"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."

"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."

"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."

"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"

"Doctor: You have two months to live. Patient: But doctor, I won't be able to pay your bill in that time! Doctor: Ok, you have three months to live."