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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."

"Why do Queenslanders call their beer, ""XXXX""? Because they can`t spell the word, beer."

"So I heard your mum is into fitness.. Fitness dick in her mouth"

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much"

"I can't take anymore of this 50 Shades of Grey promo. It's still your basic Cinderella story. Now she just has a ball gag."

"Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe."

"What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common? They're both haram bae."

"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"

"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"