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Joke of the Day
"So I heard your mum is into fitness.. Fitness dick in her mouth"
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"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"
"can't wait till the robots turn on us as currently my only regret is that I am statistically most likely to be killed by a human"
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up? Geometry."
"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."
"70% of writing is writ"
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."