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Joke of the Day
"Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."
"Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, but God knows how they got in there."
"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."
"I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something."
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"
"Q: You are traveling into the past, what one thing would you bring back? SEXY. I am so getting an A on this History paper."
"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""