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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"
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"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."
"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""
"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"
"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."
"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"
"I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized""."
"Just saw a spider. It was sleeping. I crawled into its mouth."
"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."