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Joke of the Day

"Why do Queenslanders call their beer, ""XXXX""? Because they can`t spell the word, beer."

"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"

"The bartender asks, ""what can I get you?"" A neutrino walks into a bar. (See it arrived before it set off... myeh)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He knew he'd be remembered for it."

"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."

"*feels the music* Music: ""ew. no."""

"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"

"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."