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Joke of the Day

"I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago... I still remeber his exact words...He said, ""You may now kiss the bride""!"

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"

"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."

"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."

"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"

"Did you hear about the upcoming play based on the life of Elton John? It's a little bit funny."

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."