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Joke of the Day

"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."

"Had a near death experience last night A cop pulled me over."

"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"

"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."

"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"

"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted."

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."