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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine just got fired from his job as a butcher. Apparently he was offal."
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"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""
"I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out."
"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"
"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"
"Did you know there's actually 4 scientific bonds? * Ionic Bond * Metallic Bond * Covalent Bond * James Bond"
"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."
"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."
"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"