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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep."
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"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."
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"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"
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"When you need Advice everyone is ready to help.....But when you need Help everyone only gives advice...!!!!"
"What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing."
"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."