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Joke of the Day

"How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."

"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"Nice try, cheese graters, cheese is already great."

"Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party? They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS."

"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."

"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."

"Is Bill Cosby guilty? Is Bill Cosby guilty of all these crimes against women? Well, we shall see, cuz the proof is in the pudding!"

"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."