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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."

"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."

"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"

"Two fish are in a tank... The first fish says to the second fish, ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."

"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."