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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
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"Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them."
"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."
"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"
"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""
"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"
"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."
"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"