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Joke of the Day

"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"

"Whats it called when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."

"Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: ""Who the hell are you?!"""

"Did you hear? They're making the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey into a romantic comedy. It's going to be called ""50 Hues of Gray""."

"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""

"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and not talking."

"What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude"