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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."
Next Joke
"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."
"How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself? Bondo. Jaime Bondo."
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who masturbate 2. Fucking Liars"
"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !"
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !"
"Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago."