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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corrupt lawyer? Senator."
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"What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!"
"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."
"I lost all my pokemon cards in a housefire.. All I have now is Ash."
"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""
"I got a computer for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."
"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"
"I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians."
"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered"