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Joke of the Day
"Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment."
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"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."
"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"What kind of phone does a burglar use? A no-key-a"
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"
"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."
"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."
"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."