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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."
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"In space, no one can hear your spouse chew."
"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache."
"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."
"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"
"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"
"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."
"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."