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Joke of the Day
"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."
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"Cannibals like to meat people."
"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"
"Guy went to the toilet, took the piss."
"Why does the graveyard have fences? Because people were dying to get in!"
"History exam Today during history exam, I got a question about the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that."
"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."
"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"
"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."
"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."