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Joke of the Day
"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."
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"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."
"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"
"Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan."
"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"
"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."