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Joke of the Day
"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."
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"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""
"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"
"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."
"In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs. Well seasoned and well rounded."
"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."
"What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da..."
"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."
"If you were a Canadian and I were a Canadian and we bumped into each other, who would apologize first? I'm not a Canadian so get out of my fucking way! I'm Walking Here!"