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Joke of the Day
"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"
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"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."
"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."
"Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C."
"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."
"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."
"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"
"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"