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Joke of the Day
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
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"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."
"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."
"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"
"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""
"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."
"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"