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Joke of the Day

"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."

"The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing."

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."

"My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in"

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"

"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."

"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."