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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"

"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"

"Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control."

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."