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Joke of the Day

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"

"Ghost joke joke booooobies"

"Penis It's an insideher joke"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"

"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"