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Joke of the Day
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
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"[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel."
"What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance? Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance? A bucket and a shovel."
"Need your help. Give me some bear puns! or I will kill you with my BEAR hands"
"This Is A Dirty Joke A white horse fell in the mud"
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."
"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""
"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."