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Joke of the Day

"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"

"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"

"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."

"There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*"

"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"Why was Les miserable? He was French."

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"