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Joke of the Day
"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."
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"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."
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"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."
"Just seen a Disney trailer. I've just seen a Disney trailer It said, ""A new movie from the people that brought you Up."" Flipping Heck! I never knew Mum and Dad made films."
"What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass I'll sea myself trout"