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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."

"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"

"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."

"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."

"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"

"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."

"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."

"""Honey the baby is crowning!"" *Lifts up hospital gown* ""Well excuse me YOUR MAJESTY!"""