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Joke of the Day

"Started teaching my son and his friends Karate... I'm not qualified I just really enjoy kicking children."

"You know you are successful when ... Girls from school who ignored you on facebook back in the day all of a sudden want to add you on linkedin."

"My teacher asked me if I knew any anagrams of ""denied"". I said, ""Indeed""."

"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"

"ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening [flashback] GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot"

"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."

"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""