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Joke of the Day
"How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?"
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"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"
"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"
"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"
"A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office. The doctor said I can clearly see your nuts"
"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."
"what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings"
"What's the best way to fuck a red-headed virgin? gingerly (wrote this today, if anyone has ever heard it or can find a past use, I am dying to know)"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"
"Fatherhood Tip : If there's puke in your coat pocket and poop on your shoulder, you're holding the baby upside down."