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Joke of the Day
"How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?"
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"Popping my cherry please be mean. What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised? ""Well it's the right hole naw!"""
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."
"What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC"
"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."
"I just bought my first girlfriend online I got her off E-Bae"
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"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"