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Joke of the Day

"I was about make a Sodium Joke... But Na"

"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :("

"[tries to blow a kiss] Kiss: I have a boyfriend"

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"

"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"

"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"

"How do you make a pheromone? Let his people go!"