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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coke dealer retire? He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses"

"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."

"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."

"Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!"

"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."

"What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars."