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Joke of the Day

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"How much does Dickbutt make an hour? Minimeme wage"

"Have you ever been on the Nile River? I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial."

"How do you piss off /r/jokes? Jokes: son-of-a-b***h"

"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"

"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."

"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."

"There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."