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Joke of the Day

"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."

"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"

"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."

"Are you sure? Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes,"" the first says, ""I'm positive."""

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and freaked out, like his passengers were."

"I cannot take my new pet cat seriously She's always kitten around"