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Joke of the Day

"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"My friend got a spider in his eye... Now he has a website."

"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but... Catscan."

"What did the sign say at a strip club Business doing pleasure for you"

"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."

"There's a band called 1023MB They haven't had any Gigs yet..."

"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"

"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"