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Joke of the Day

"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."

"What is the opposite of sex? Laughter.. Ha ha.."

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"How Many Karma Whores does it take to change a light bulb? If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!"

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"