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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to Mother Earth! She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter."
Next Joke
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("
"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."
"I like my sex like I like my tree forts No girls allowed"
"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"
"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"
"There's always an Obama in relationships. The one that has to compromise, doesn't really get much credit, and never wins, no matter what."
"If I ever get AIDS, I hope I get it from an Indian. Because he'll take them back."
"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."