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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to Mother Earth! She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter."
Next Joke
"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"
"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"
"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."
"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."
"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
"If Jesus really loved me he would have died and resurrected himself a few more times to give me some extra public holidays."
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"